doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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