I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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