Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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