i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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