Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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