YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
