I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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