WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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