The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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