theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
ttyl tear gas
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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