I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I think this conversation is over.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?