so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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