she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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