Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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