I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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