My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
