I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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