Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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