O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
