I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think my moral compass just broke
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