Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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