Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize