he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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