U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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