STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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