Plan B is the new Plan A
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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