I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
someone owes me an orgasm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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