All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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