I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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