what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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