: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Are my feet made of real feet?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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