Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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