it hurts more in the daytime
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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