He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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