I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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