I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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