i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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