No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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