if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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