nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Randomize
