She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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