This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i dont even know how to be here
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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