i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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