i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I deserve this hangover.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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