how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
