when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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