Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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