He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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