I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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