Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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