Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just want to make out with him forever
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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