I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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