We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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