Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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