Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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